Brandon Davis calls Mischa Barton one of the fattest people on the planet

Many know Greasy Bear Brandon Davis from his various drunken, drugged out shenanigans and his absolutely horrible taste in women, from Paris Hilton to Mischa Barton to Avril Lavigne. He was also the dude who coined Lindsay Lohan “Firecrotch”. The man is disgusting, and a waste of space. A greasy waste of space:

Anyway, Brandon ran into his ex-grilfriend Mischa Barton at the Nylon Magazine party on Wednesday night, and he didn’t like what he saw in his ex. Meaning, he thought she looked horrible. So he took to his Twitter to insult her (although he’s pulled the message down now): “Omg. Just realized my ex turned in to 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I’m gonna start dating plus sized models. Not! Mischa the Hefer”. Yes, he spelled “heifer” wrong. Here’s more:

Brandon Davis has found another way to bring negative attention to himself, taking to Twitter to call his ex-girlfriend Mischa Barton a fat hefer. He caught sight of her at a party for Nylon Wednesday night in LA and unleashed this message: “Omg. Just realized my ex turned in to 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I’m gonna start dating plus sized models. Not! Mischa the Hefer”.

Brandon is an oil heir who is most famous for his oily complexion, dating Mischa Barton during her ‘O.C.’ days and calling Lindsay Lohan a firecrotch. Brandon was overweight until a couple of years ago. A partygoer said Mischa was upset by the encounter with her ex and left around midnight.

“She was chain-smoking the entire night,” the source told the Daily News. “Mischa was never without a cigarette in her hand — and a puss on her face.”

[From The Huffington Post]

Ugh. On one side, I do think Mischa looks like crap. But I haven’t said anything about her weight, have I? No. Only her drugged out face and horrible hair and crappy clothes. Because those are the things I get judgy about. Has Mischa gained weight? Of course. She recently got heavy criticism for pouring her slightly chunkier booty into some God-awful yellow pants that were at least two sizes two small. So part of this is just that the girl doesn’t know how to dress now that she’s no longer a size zero, for which I say, go ahead. It’s open season on bad fashion on not knowing how to dress for your body. But to call her a “hefer”? Ugh. Team Mischa.

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